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Rico

Since 13 Mar 2005
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Vancouver
Photographer
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Gman

Since 11 Feb 2006
4911 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
6549 Posts
Couve / Hood
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Sun Jul 06, 08 8:29 pm |
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Dude he owned the spit Saturday, the kooks followed him around as if they had finally found their leader.
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Rico

Since 13 Mar 2005
1219 Posts
Vancouver
Photographer
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Kataku2k3

Since 14 Aug 2005
3753 Posts
Los Angeles, CA
Videographer
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Sun Jul 06, 08 8:47 pm |
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Sweet!
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Kraemer

Since 24 Apr 2006
1736 Posts
Sky Pilot
Unicorn Captain
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Spike

Since 13 May 2007
1414 Posts
Alameda
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Sun Jul 06, 08 8:50 pm |
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Awesome! I couldn't think of a more extreme kook look.
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Chooch

Since 18 Nov 2007
1871 Posts
Wicked Pissah
Boston Tea Bagger
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pdxmonkeyboy

Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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Sun Jul 06, 08 10:44 pm |
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I am speachless
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Blue

Since 03 Jul 2007
469 Posts
I used to be
Obsessed
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Sun Jul 06, 08 11:15 pm |
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Riding two line kite he can dress any way he likes. 
_________________ just wear sunscreen |
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97031

Since 22 May 2008
145 Posts
Hood River
Stoked
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Sun Jul 06, 08 11:34 pm |
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Missing one key piece of gear- where`s the board leash?
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snah
Since 27 Jun 2008
24 Posts
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Mon Jul 07, 08 12:32 am |
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obviously that dude is spancerd (did you see his moves?) so his van is pretty much stocked with xtra boardzz
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TravisBickleRex

Since 30 Jun 2005
339 Posts
Taxi Driver
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Mon Jul 07, 08 5:44 am board leash |
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97031 wrote: | Missing one key piece of gear- where`s the board leash? |
Upon extremely close examination of photo exhibit one
it appears that said vermin's board leash is unceremoniously dangling between his/her...or perhaps more properly stated, its hind legs.
The termination point of the leash in question appears to house a taped-on cigarette lighter; the offending tendril a flawless surrogate for a smoker's umbilical cord. Not surprising, given scourge's head dress embellished with the simple phrase "Longview", evocative of the industrial & cerebral wasteland of the same name. Not to go too far afield, (perhaps PKH will need to add a footnote feature), Greenday's scathing indictment, while sonically deficient, is indeed an accurate portrait. Also, of note, known in the lower reaches as Bongview, (in close proximity to the ashtray of the Pacific Northwest, Jones Beach (see http://www.nwkite.com/forums/t-9344.html) said city features a prominent residential area known as Dogpatch.
Concerning our primary subject, I am neither surprised, nor amused. Three simple words dominate my mind's electric eye as I weigh the many means for disposal...surgical air strike.
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registered

Since 12 Jul 2005
1319 Posts
tsunami
Sandbagger
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Mon Jul 07, 08 5:59 am |
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looks like hes lining up for some slider action.
All that steez ,pimpin the foctory gloves and backwards helmet......
hes a jibber for sure.
was he riding swells?
awesome pictures.
balues other pic/ thread definitely shows the function of the board leash....
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Pete

Since 29 Oct 2007
843 Posts
Opinionated
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Mon Jul 07, 08 7:08 am |
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Obviously this was a staged stunt. Come on now, how gullible does he think we are?
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Gman

Since 11 Feb 2006
4911 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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forrest

Since 21 Jun 2005
4330 Posts
Hood River
Hick
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Mon Jul 07, 08 7:34 am |
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BHAhhhahAAHhAAHahahHahaahah YES!
Gman wrote: | Board leash - check! |
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