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The BIGGEST Secret ever kept at the Secret Spot
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4Stringer/KipWinger

Since 27 Apr 2005
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Hood River
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 8:01 am    The BIGGEST Secret ever kept at the Secret Spot Reply with quote

Ater a stellar 12.0 day on the water at the Secret Spot on Sunday, Kenny and I cracked a couple beers and just took in the surroundings; there were dogs begging for a stick toss, moms with their infants, kite dudes throwing technical airs, barges going up and down the river; overall a very, very pleasant scene. There were probably close to 25 people on the beach...and all of 'em had managed not to inform the dude below that his cheeks and crack were absolutely killing it! His crew of friends had made a special point to keep the cheek/crack exposure a secret from him as he helped people launch and land kites. Although ass-crack-photography is out of my area of expertise, I took a crack-at-it and got a few priceless shots:

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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
6543 Posts
Couve / Hood
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 8:26 am     Reply with quote

Aww poor dude, at least you concealed his identity. Wink

Maybe that's just a "feature" for those really high jumps that sometimes make you think you need diapers?

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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
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The 503
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PostMon Jul 04, 05 9:13 am     Reply with quote

It's a convenience thing...who wants to peel out of their suit every time you need to go to the crapper? Laughing

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ReeferMadness

Since 21 Apr 2005
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Seattle
 



PostMon Jul 04, 05 11:05 am     Reply with quote

Shocked

ahhhh, yet another reason to wear board shorts.

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CoryfromTHECREW

Since 27 May 2005
57 Posts
Lakeview Oregon, or Anchorage
 



PostMon Jul 04, 05 10:21 pm     Reply with quote

BOARDSHORTS ARE YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!

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kazi

Since 02 May 2005
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PostTue Jul 05, 05 8:57 am     Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes

How can you not feel that?! If I was that guy I'd get a hold of these pictures and demand a new wetsuit from O'neil for the humiliation alone.

Poor guy. I don't really care for jokes at other peoples expense, he's obviously a good guy as he's out helping others launch and land. I think if I was there I would have ruined the fun for everyone and would've given the guy a break.

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tonski

Since 11 Jun 2005
332 Posts
NW Portland
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PostTue Jul 05, 05 9:01 am     Reply with quote

Is it at all possible that this was HIS joke and that he knew about the gaping hole? I find it pretty hard to believe that one couldn't feel the sun and wind back there Embarassed

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bamboo

Since 24 Jun 2005
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da 'chung; taiwan
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PostTue Jul 05, 05 9:53 pm     Reply with quote

...well it is afterall the place where the "sun don't shine"

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ECmike

Since 29 Mar 2005
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Beaverton, OR
 



PostWed Jul 06, 05 2:36 am     Reply with quote

AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I love the photo's on NWkite!

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dangerD

Since 27 Jun 2005
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Bingen Heights
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PostThu Jul 14, 05 1:59 pm     Reply with quote

Thanks for not showing my face!

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4Stringer/KipWinger

Since 27 Apr 2005
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Hood River
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PostThu Jul 14, 05 3:29 pm    It's a matter of exposure Reply with quote

Your suntanned face relative to your white back-air saved you. More specifically, the camera's exposure of your exposure was your saving grace.
Embarassed

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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
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PostFri Jul 15, 05 9:58 pm     Reply with quote

anyone notice that this thread has about 5x more views than any of the others... hmmm...

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TravisBickleRex

Since 30 Jun 2005
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PostWed Jul 20, 05 8:44 pm    Crack Reply with quote

Me thinks we gots some crack addicts in 'da hizouse.

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pdxmonkeyboy

Since 16 May 2006
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PostFri Jul 14, 06 4:20 pm     Reply with quote

Its like masercard commercial!!!

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broadbandito

Since 26 Apr 2005
342 Posts
CSO headwaters
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PostSat Jul 15, 06 12:42 pm     Reply with quote

Let's chip in on a new suit for him. He's been wearing that for at least 2 seasons.

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4Stringer/KipWinger

Since 27 Apr 2005
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Hood River
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PostThu Jul 05, 07 3:01 pm    It was two years ago... Reply with quote

...Crack one open and celebrate the 2 year anniversary. Laughing

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Moto

Since 03 Sep 2006
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PostThu Jul 05, 07 3:08 pm     Reply with quote

Hey thanks for bringing this back to life. It had me laughing at work Laughing

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