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TravisBickleRex
Since 30 Jun 2005
314 Posts
Taxi Driver
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 Mon Jul 16, 07 7:24 am the Helix: feedback and analysis from the general public |
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I can't help myself this morning. Mr. Ellsworth Toohey provides us with a kite named after an exceptionally lame metal band. Helix? The band was an audio autrocity, a visual sisaster, and a stain on the fabric of modern audio art.
Take note Mr. Ellsworth Toohey: The initial public reaction to "Helix" is of utter disgust. Examine the evidence below, and then do the right thing. Rename the kite "The Slayer" or "The Tool."
Here's some other names to avoid (all Helix albums):
• Breaking Loose
• White Lace & Black Leather
• No Rest For The Wicked
• Walkin' The Razor's Edge
• Long Way To Heaven
• Wild In The Streets
• Over 60 Minutes With Helix
• Back For Another Taste
• It's A Business Doing Pleasure
• Half Alive
• Deep Cuts
• B-Sides
• When Pigs Fly (Brian Vollmer Solo)
• Live In Buffalo
• Rockin' In My Outer Space
• Never Trust Anyone Over 30
• Rockin' You F
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KvMRHgV4Kdk
Furthermore, I'd advise no artwork like this:
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J.P.
Since 10 Mar 2005
638 Posts
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| Mon Jul 16, 07 7:40 am Re: the Helix: feedback and analysis from the general public |
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Wind Slither
Since 04 Mar 2005
2575 Posts
The 503
METAL
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| Mon Jul 16, 07 8:03 am Remember the "Floater"? |
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tautologies
Since 24 Aug 2006
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Oahu
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| Mon Jul 16, 07 7:26 pm |
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ROTFL!!!!
How about Apache as name?
Then they would need a pic of the keyboardist, (or even better the drummer) on the kite 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTKL8MNH95Q
(it hurts to watch it)
A.
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broadbandito
Since 26 Apr 2005
342 Posts
CSO headwaters
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| Tue Jul 17, 07 8:47 am Apache |
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| Kickass! I liked everything other than the guys and the music.
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