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BCD131

Since 26 Mar 2013
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PostTue Jul 11, 17 4:22 pm    F you hooray for me. Reply with quote

Just want ya'll to know that I'm super cool and ride strapless (although sometimes I put on straps to go huge). Regardless, I'm so cool that I don't need to look around when turning and jibing in the most crowded spots on the river and if I see you coming I just might, no I will, turn in front of you and f'up your reach. Oh, and I'm practicing my tricks in the most crowded spots too. So like I said, F you, hooray for me. Alien

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Sasquatch

Since 09 Mar 2005
1544 Posts
P-town
STACKED



PostTue Jul 11, 17 4:47 pm    Re: F you hooray for me. Reply with quote

[quote="BCD131"] I'm super cool and ride strapless (although sometimes I put on straps to go huge). quote]

Yeah, put on those straps when you're going huge and reaching into your cooler and pulling out a 24oz (or bigger) big cans or bottles of "truck driver cold" beer and handing them out to your friends and those you cut off on the water. Drunk Alien

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BCD131

Since 26 Mar 2013
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PostTue Jul 11, 17 6:01 pm     Reply with quote

Squatch, you should be giving me beers for being so rad! Drunk

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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
2259 Posts
The 503
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PostWed Jul 12, 17 11:15 am     Reply with quote

Clear the dance floor when BCD is throwing down!


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Gman

Since 11 Feb 2006
4686 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped



PostWed Jul 12, 17 11:26 am     Reply with quote

F'ing legend!!!

I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he can see that awesomeness go down!!!

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cpc219

Since 12 Jun 2014
175 Posts
The Dalles
Stoked



PostWed Jul 12, 17 11:27 am     Reply with quote

If you have to put straps on your surfboard to go huge then you are definitely a kook.
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TravisBickleRex

Since 30 Jun 2005
170 Posts

Taxi Driver



PostWed Jul 12, 17 11:28 am     Reply with quote

TBR explosetanic roshambo takedown of so-called BCD.

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Sella

Since 21 Apr 2007
1639 Posts
Doin' The Dalles
FLY'IN HIGH PIE GUY



PostWed Jul 12, 17 11:40 am     Reply with quote

BCD let your show flow bro because right of way is a first world problem nobody gives a shit about when the river rat swell steez is rolling strong all day long.

For the rest of you Jerry Poop-Stancers that cite the navigational rules by code.....don't point sail directly into congested areas! It's that simple.

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Pete

Since 29 Oct 2007
652 Posts

Addicted



PostWed Jul 12, 17 1:23 pm    sickness Reply with quote

So sick brah, you know if you ride strapless that none of the rules apply to you, because you are so supa supa cool! Glad you figured that out BCD, get down with the sickness!

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Sasquatch

Since 09 Mar 2005
1544 Posts
P-town
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PostWed Jul 12, 17 1:23 pm    Fuzzy dice too Reply with quote

Gman wrote:
F'ing legend!!!

I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he can see that awesomeness go down!!!


G: You forgot to mention the fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror that BCD uses.

And BCD, I always have an extra cold beer in the cooler.

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Moto

Since 03 Sep 2006
2685 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth



PostFri Jul 14, 17 8:25 am     Reply with quote

Gman wrote:
F'ing legend!!!

I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he can see that awesomeness go down!!!


ahahaha!!!! I gotta try this sometime. Maybe I could attach the mirror to my gojo - to look up to see what is going down.

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AC

Since 04 Jul 2012
44 Posts

 

CGKA Member


PostFri Jul 14, 17 7:39 pm    Strapped or strapless boards? Reply with quote

You dorks are still using boards?!?! Dudes, move into the 21st Century! I'm riding barefoot and hucking the biggest of airs!!! No more stupid rail grabs for me!! Filming and posting in real time with my GoProBroBigDough drone that I operate while I'm boosting!!! Out of my way you lowly serfs from Kookdom!! Rules don't apply to me, I'm the hugest!!

What? . . . Dinner? Almost done, Mom, I'll be right there . . . Yeah, I hear you Mom, but I'm doing something really important on this job application . . .

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D

Since 18 Apr 2015
47 Posts
Hood River
 

CGKA Member


PostSun Jul 16, 17 6:21 pm     Reply with quote

What OP meant to say:

F-you strapless riders! I'm a middle aged white guy who doesn't use my turn signal in traffic so why the F would I move out of your way while you're shredding the waves? I'm laying down sick wake across the best swell in the corridor because I have no clue how to put my kite in the power zone and make heel-side turns.

You old bastards who've probably never even surfed need to get the F out of the swell! The sport has progressed WAY beyond your ability, go the F home! And sell your gear cheap cause my mom won't increase my allowance now that I'm 26. lol

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toesinthesand

Since 08 Sep 2009
126 Posts
Hood River
Stoked



PostFri Jul 21, 17 2:41 pm    I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he ca Reply with quote

Yep, it's called a GoPro

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