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Sasquatch

Since 09 Mar 2005
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PostMon Mar 28, 16 10:06 am    PDXMonkeyBoy where are you? Reply with quote

PDXMB: We need some of your kiting swagger and smartass posts as the forum is getting a bit tame. Put down the mountain bike and pick up the board and kite!

In honor of PDXMB:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&index=3&list=RDY5ckCAUVOn0[/youtube]

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dangler

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PostTue Mar 29, 16 9:54 am    monkey Reply with quote

he's moved on. Total motorhead. Must've incurred some serious head trauma somewhere,
possibly dropped on his head as a baby and longing to recreate the experience.

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FlyDunes

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PostWed Mar 30, 16 12:25 pm     Reply with quote

Actually, just last night he made an armed citizen's arrest of some crackhead who had trashed monkeyboy's parked car in front of his house. Re kiting; I think he's just getting too old Smile
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Onad

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PostSat Apr 02, 16 10:00 am    Re: monkey Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

dangler wrote:
he's moved on. Total motorhead. Must've incurred some serious head trauma somewhere,
possibly dropped on his head as a baby and longing to recreate the experience.


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fisherman

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PostSat Apr 02, 16 7:34 pm     Reply with quote

The guy is LGBT. I know he was hitting on this Asian guy named Jeff. Most likely he lives in S.F. NOW.

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostWed Apr 06, 16 12:52 am     Reply with quote

fisherman wrote:
The guy is LGBT. I know he was hitting on this Asian guy named Jeff. Most likely he lives in S.F. NOW.


This is the problem with nwkite these days... LGBT? That is your idea of a burn? Wow dude, hard core. Everyone should put there preferred gender pronouns in their signatures so nobody gets offended. Yeah, im LGBT. Now run along and put your hand down your pants when Sauvie is blowing 10knots.

I dunno guys, after a decade I am just kind of over it. A huge part of why i started kiting in 2002 was that it was rare, dangerous, difficult and at times, plain old frightening. And it was about the people. There was what? A couple hundred kiters? You knew everyone at the beach, and everyone was kind of cut from the same cloth. It was EXCITING and cool. Now its just kind of boring..and waaay too fucking crowded.

So yeah, besides detaining people at gunpoint in my underwear, i have been dirt biking alot and started racing motorcycles. I even went dirt biking with pkh last weekend. Phil on a dirtbike is kind of funny (and a little sad). We did have a big laugh about the cleanup party we had on the spit, getting utterly trashed, trying to burn trees with gas and diesel and i recall grinching some wasted dude into the gnarliest face plant evee. Lol. Good times..

Anyways, in honor of all the original kite crew, the hijinks, and all the hillarious threads on NWK.. I present the most classic northwest kite video ever made. Produced before everyone was a gopro hero.

https://vimeo.com/2653992

Cheers!

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kss

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PostWed Apr 06, 16 6:30 am     Reply with quote

That took me back a few! It is still great to run into some of the original crew from time to time. Nwkite into the sunset baby!!!

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jdk

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PostThu Apr 07, 16 5:02 pm     Reply with quote

Sighting last fall at diamond mill. Hard to spot him through the dust cloud (i'm slow but still managed to bend my bars, etc)

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fisherman

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PostThu Apr 07, 16 8:35 pm     Reply with quote

Somehow I knew what wakes him up. LGBT always works. Sorry dude, I know you were not hitting on Jeff. He might have liked it though.

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Bettyboarder

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PostThu Apr 07, 16 9:15 pm     Reply with quote

Nice bringing back a classic.....oh the good old days when we drove for hours to drink beer on the beach.
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Jonpnw

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PostFri Apr 08, 16 8:49 pm     Reply with quote

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Now run along and put your hand down your pants when Sauvie is blowing 10knot [/quote]

Wish he still was kiting . Very Happy

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TravisBickleRex

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PostSat Apr 09, 16 1:42 am     Reply with quote

A cataclysmic and explosetanic devil horn salute to one of the men who made nwkite worth a visit.

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Onad

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PostSun Apr 10, 16 8:19 pm     Reply with quote

The resurrection has come'ith!

TravisBickleRex wrote:
A cataclysmic and explosetanic devil horn salute to one of the men who made nwkite worth a visit.

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostFri Apr 15, 16 3:41 pm     Reply with quote

Shout out to all the "old guys" last weekend was OMRRA's first race weekend. I snagged 3rd place on the podium and won a trophy. Blah blah blah, big deal. But you have to ask yourself... how many 44yo guys are winning trophies? And no, not fucking "participation" trophies that celebrate mediocrity, an actual trophy for your performance.

Kind of a little lame, but I was pretty stoked and my son's thought I was a hero.


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alleycat

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PostFri Apr 15, 16 8:47 pm     Reply with quote

Are you wearing your boardshorts over your riding gear??
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Sasquatch

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PostSat Apr 16, 16 8:23 am     Reply with quote

alleycat wrote:
Are you wearing your boardshorts over your riding gear??


Laughing Laughing Hide that mooseknuckle! Nice work PDXMB!

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PostSat Apr 16, 16 2:07 pm     Reply with quote

No it was not a participation trophy but there was only 3 guys in the class Smile. Was that eddyville or starvation ridge or neither !!
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