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Kurt
Since 04 Nov 2005
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Wed Nov 01, 06 4:30 pm My dealings with the kite scammers |
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Fellow kiteboarders,
Mark inspired me with his manure story. So, I decided to have some fun with these scammers that have been preying on us honest people trying to make a legitimate sale. Please read my e-mail correspondence with these bastards. I encourage all of you that have tried to sell a kite on iWindsurf and received an e-mail from these scammers to screw with them and get your own fake check.
Happy reading,
Kurt
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On Tuesday, October 17, 2006, at 04:04 AM,
mrs_jennifer_d0101@yahoo.com wrote:
You have received the following reply to an ad that you posted in the
Kiteboarding section of the Classifieds:
Mrs Jennifer Dale (mrs_jennifer_d0101@yahoo.com) writes:
Am Jennifer Dale Intrested in purchasing your advertise Item for
sell..................Pls e-mail me back with the least price and the
presently condition if still available...Await your swift response
nl~Regards ~
nl~Mrs Dale~nl~~nl~
E-mail mrs_jennifer_d0101@yahoo.co
m ~nl~Phone #+44.703.184.7887 ~nl~~nl~N.B
~nl~Pls make sure you email me back immediately you get this message
You can reply to this message using email, or via our website at
the
following URL:
http://www.ikitesurf.com/buysell/
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Kurt Ahlstrom wrote:
Jennifer,
The 12” tube steak is still available. It is in great shape. No complaints.
Last price is $350.
Kurt
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On Thursday, October 19, 2006, at 09:36 PM, Jennifer Dale wrote:
Hi Kurt ,
I really appreciate the information given towards making this transaction a succefull one .Am okay with the presently condition
And the least price ($350). And i will really appreciate it if you
can send me the pics.Am paying you a certified cheque as payment..Have been seaching for this itemfor months now..Pls do not bother about any
other buyer i believe things will soon work as plan. Concerning the shipping i will arrange for that asa we do seal the transaction the shippers information that will come for picking up will be given to you.Hope to hear from you Best Regards and Stay blessed .
Regards
Mrs Dale
N.B
Make sure you mail me back immediately you get this message.As soon as
we do seal the transaction the shippers information that willl come for picking up will be given to you
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Kurt Ahlstrom wrote:
Jennifer,
I will try to have my girlfriend get some photos of my 12” tube steak
This weekend. She has a wide angle lens and can take it all in one shot. I am very blessed.
Kurt
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On Saturday, October 21, 2006, at 12:06 AM, Jennifer Dale wrote:
Hello Kurt,
Thanks for the information given towards making this transaction a
successful one.........looking forward for the pics. I can say we have a deal..............As i said in my previous message Am okay with the
presently condition and the least price ($350).And am paying you
with a cashier's cheque as payment .
Concerning the shipping i will arrange for that as soon as we do
Seal the transaction the shippers information that will come for pick-up will be given to you. Pls do not bother about any other buyer i
believe things will soon work as plan. I will like you to know i
have some other (GOODS) which i bought in the state and have decided
the shipping firm will be coming for the pick-up of the goods with
the tube steak.
I have an agent that will arange for the pickup of the tube steak
with my (GOODS) The necessary pick up will be done possible by my
shipping agent to my destination, There is no need to worry about
the pick-up..
I will implore my secretary to issue the certified cashier check
within 10 working days you shall get it. Nevertheless, I will like you to remove it from the auction sales and consider it sold to me. Asa we do seal the transaction i will give you a description of WHO the shipper is when he's ready to come over.In order to be a valid shipper who represents the Buyer for the pick up...Make sure you get back to me with the following detail immediately you do recieve this message so i can instruct my secretary to send you the cheque immediately ..
1)Your full name to be written on the cheque
2)Your address where the cheque will be send to
3)your contact phone number ......
Hope to read from you asap.
Regards
Mrs Dale
N.B
Make sure you mail me back immediately you get this message.As soon as
we do seal the transaction the shippers information that willl come for picking up will be given to you
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Kurt Ahlstrom wrote:
Mrs Dale,
I'm having my girlfriend take the photos of my 12” tube steak this morning. For some reason it looks best in the morning. Trust me, you will really enjoy my tube steak. Have you ridden one this big before? Most of my friends have much smaller ones. Some have one pumps. Mine does get smaller in cold water and I don’t know why this happens.
Here is the info you requested:
My name: Kurt Shlong Ahlstrom
Address: %$#^%$^ SW Freeman Court Wilsonville, OR 97070-9289
Phone: 503-348-9233
Best regards,
Kurt
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From: Jennifer Dale <mrs_jennifer_d0101@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:53:56 AM US/Pacific
To: Kurt Ahlstrom
Subject: Thanks for the information given
Kurt,
Thanks for the information given towards making this transaction a
successful one ...I will instruct my secretary to send you the cheque
asap .If you do recieve the cheque e-mail me immediately in order to
be given the neccessary information and the shipping firm information
that will come for the pick-up ........Pls do not bother about any
other buyer i believe things will soon work as plan..I will like you
to remove the item from the auction sales and consider it sold to
me.....Once again thanks for the effort making ........Is a pleasure
doing business with you Regards Mrs Dale
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Mrs. Dale,
We tried to take a photo of my 12” tube steak this morning. We couldn't get the "money shot". We will try again tomorrow morning. Does Mr. Dale have a big tube steak like me? I guess not otherwise you wouldn't be shopping. It may take you a few sessions to get used to riding such a big tube steak. You will definitely be happy and walking funny after a few rides. Regarding shipping methods, will this be to a P.O. box? If so, you will need a big box for such a large tube steak. It has been my pleasure doing business with you.
Regards,
Kurt
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On Thursday, October 26, 2006, at 02:10 AM, Jennifer Dale wrote:
Hi Kurt,
How are you doing.Hope everything is going fine on your side.As a
matter fact the deal is on and according to my secretary,he has
already sent the cheque out to you(it will arrive by mail).So the
payment should arrive in a short while from now.And once you get it,i
guess you know how to handle everything.And please dont bother about
any other buyer
But there was a little problem which i guess we can handle with
understanding.When i contacted my secretary to know may be the cheque
as already been sent ,i got to know that there was a misinterpretation while sending the cheque.According to the instruction i gave him,he was suppose to have sent you a cheque of $350 .But instead,he sent a cheque of ($4,000).It was a terrible mistake and the cheque is already out for delivery to your location.He claimed that he thougth i said he should send you a cheque of $4,000(which was the total sum including the shipping ) and not just $350.But i know i very well told him to send just $350 but i guess he didnt get it straigth.
As i said in my initially message i have some other GOODS in the
state which the shipping firm will be coming for the pick-up with the
tube steak am buying from you ..
But that should not disturb how own transaction.the deal is on and we
will get through it.what will happen is that ,once you get the cheque
you will easily forward the extra($3,650) directly to the shippers in
cash immediately.it can be sent via western union
Transfer.Originally,i had in mind to collect the money from him and
use the money to pay the shipper and to also fix some other things
personally.But since,its now coming to you now,i guess i can be
assured in you that you can handle it with trust and have it sent to
the shipping company.Hope all is well.mail me back immediately,to let
me know that i can trust you to handle everything well.I will be
expecting your mail asap.
Best Regards and Stay Blessed
NB
The shipping firm information that will come for the pick-up will be
given to you asap..I will be expecting your reply
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Jennifer,
Sorry I didnt get back to you sooner. I was away from my computer. I
was getting in a few more sessions with my 12” tube steak and the little woman. Trust me, you will really have a good time riding it. Do you need a pump with it? Because of the size of the tube steak, it will take allot of pumping to get it to full size and firmness. It needs to be real hard for best performance.
So your secretary made a big mistake. He should be spanked. Trust me,
everything will work out as planned. When the check clears I will send
the excess money. $4000 is way too much money for a well used tube
steak.
I'm still blessed,
Kurt
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From: Jennifer Dale <mrs_jennifer_d0101@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:42:41 PM US/Pacific
Subject: Your quick response will be highly appreciated
Good day Kurt,
Pls still await your response.Your quick response will be highly
appreciated immediately you recieve this message.
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Jennifer,
I still havent received the check. When it comes I will let you know.
Until then, I'm holding on to my tube steak...with both hands.
Kurt
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HERE IS MY FINAL RESPONSE TO MRS DALE:
Mrs Dale (or whoever the hell you are),
I received the fake check today. Good try with this scam. I had a blast screwing with you. The only money that I will be out because of your scam is the money I will spend getting a frame for my fake check. $4000 for a 12” tube steak...get real.
I’m still blessed,
Kurt Schlong
PS- My 12” tube steak is really a 6”. So, the joke is on you. Give my regards to Mr. Dale.
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Mark
Since 20 Jun 2005
3677 Posts
I need my fix because I'm a
Naishaholic
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Wed Nov 01, 06 4:32 pm |
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Thats Awesome!
Welcome to the club!
Ps love the check complete with "schlong" on it
_________________ Cleverly disguised as an adult...
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pkh
Since 27 Feb 2005
6548 Posts
Couve / Hood
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Wed Nov 01, 06 4:40 pm |
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lmao!
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tonyb
Since 09 Oct 2006
973 Posts
Stevenson in the summer & SPI in the winter
Bolstad Clan
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Wed Nov 01, 06 4:59 pm |
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WTG man! That's a pretty good price for used equipment!!!
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Nak
Since 19 May 2005
4203 Posts
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Wed Nov 01, 06 5:38 pm |
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You da Man! That's funnier than hell. It makes you wonder how far you can f*** with these shitheads? Maybe scan the check when it arrives, photoshop out the signature, then write back that they forgot to sign the check. (Attach the touched up scan of the check...) Get these guys pissed of at each other! "I thought you signed the check!" "No way, you were supposed to!" Convince them that you aren't too bright and really want to send them the money... I wonder just how pissed they'd get at each other? Just a thought...
Plus, how would they explain sending the wrong amount again? LMFAO
Nak
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bandito
Since 07 May 2005
178 Posts
Photographer
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Wed Nov 01, 06 6:29 pm |
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where's the wide angle photo of your tube steak? the check is fake, but you may have misrepresented your item for sale and it could be you that is being fraudulent.
Bandito
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Kurt
Since 04 Nov 2005
73 Posts
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Wed Nov 01, 06 6:31 pm |
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Bandito,
Sorry dude. No photos for you. Begging won't help.
Kurt
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Woodpig
Since 17 Oct 2006
30 Posts
Albany
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Wed Nov 01, 06 7:36 pm |
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toooo funny, LMAO I really needed a good laugh today
Thanks
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Teague
Since 10 Jul 2005
114 Posts
Really Windy Places
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Thu Nov 02, 06 4:10 pm |
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Now THAT is some funny sh*t!!! We should all start collecting these. Kurt, my check will be framed and hung in the Shasta!!
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tinyE
Since 21 Jan 2006
2004 Posts
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Fri Nov 03, 06 7:23 am |
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lol...
that's funny.... i've got one cooking too... but you've just inspired me to take it to another level.... i'll post it once I get the check.
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Kurt
Since 04 Nov 2005
73 Posts
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Fri Nov 03, 06 9:08 am |
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Elvis,
I was hoping that I would inspire others to screw with these shit heads. Did I set the bar high enough? A little advice. Give them a fake phone number and use your work mailing address. The girls in the mailroom were wondering about my middle name on the envelope. I told them that I was Swedish.
Have some fun with these scammers. I’m looking forward to reading your post.
Kurt Schlong
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