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Scammer wants my Manure! I'm Rich Biatch! new total $43,635
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PostMon Oct 16, 06 12:24 pm    Scammer wants my Manure! I'm Rich Biatch! new total $43,635 Reply with quote

So I keep getting these annoying responses to my kites for sale. Here is some fun banter back and forth. In a nutshell she is inquiring about my "item" for sale. I respond I have two piles of manure left. $500 each pile. She responds that she will take both! So should I proceed with the Manure sale? ideas? Twisted Evil

(first response is at the bottom. so, start at the bottom)

...................last response from scammer!.....................
Good day,
Thanks for your swift response toward the inquiry.About the present condition of the item as stated by you, I am really pleased with it, but i believed you are telling me the real fact, because i cannot come over to your location now due to the nature of my work.I am willing making immediate payments. I had forwarded all the details you told me about the item.He had responded very positively and i have given him my own price for selling to him and is ready to offer you $100 to making it $1100. I have added my own my own commission and the shipping charges to your own asking price and he's ready to send cheque for the payment immediately.Any amount that is above your asking price on the payment would be send back to me for the shipping charges . Because i would be the one arranging for the picking up of the item nad the other goods he bought from Australia with a shipping firm from your location.That is my condition of sales between you (SELLER) and my me (BUYER).I understand that the payment will clear first before arranging for the pick-up and shippment of the item and his other goods.If you are ok with the arrangements, kindly provide me with the following details as below so that i will instruct my client to mailed the payment to you and i will also forward your address to the shipping firm,so as to contact you for the shippment as soon as the payment clears from your bank. PAYMENT INFORMATION: Full name ........... Contact Address ........ Contact mobile number .day or night........... When you send me the following information,i will forward it out to my client who in return would issue the cheque immediately. I will also contact the shipping company and their charges would be paid to them as soon as both of us agreed on terms.Please, I want you to understand that any profit i make from this transaction is how i use to earn a living. Looking forward to hear back from you soon. Many thank Rose

...............my response........................................
spamark@comcast.net wrote:
two piles of manure left. $500 per pile.

-------------- Original message --------------
From: rose_down10@yahoo.com

> You have received the following reply to an ad that you posted in the
> Kiteboarding section of the Classifieds:
>
> ROSE (rose_down10@yahoo.com) writes:
> ~nl~Hello, ~nl~ ~nl~ I am interested in your advert for the sale of your ITEM
> and i would like to ask some details concernng it before proceeding with the
> payment.~nl~ ~nl~Since you are SELLER, you should be able to clarified this few
> question for me so that i will be able to determine the condition of the
> ITEM.~nl~ ~nl~1. How long have you owned it?~nl~2. Have you owned it from new?
> If not how many previous owner?~nl~3. Why are you selling it?~nl~4. In your
> opnion, what sort of condition is it?~nl~5. Any available photo?~nl~6. Last
> Price?~nl~~nl~ ~nl~So, your re sponse to these required information would be
> highly entertained before proceeding to the next stage.~nl~ ~nl~ The method of
> payment is by BANK CHEQUE. ~nl~ ~nl~Do contact me either through phone:
> +44-703-1849-353 or email me if the need be.Kindly email back, if it's still for
> sale. ~nl~ ~nl~Regards.~nl~rose~nl~~nl~rose_down10@yahoo.com

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PostMon Oct 16, 06 3:12 pm     Reply with quote

Evil or Very Mad Aaarrrraagggg!! I get those all the time from Ikitesurf classifieds when I'm running ads. I usually just send a pissed off response but I wonder if they even get them as they seemed mass generated.

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 9:10 am     Reply with quote

Here's the update...

The scammers are a quick bunch. My Manure sales were a success. Today I received three Postal money orders. Each for $830. Very good fakes. It came from Nigeria. The envelope has two very cool monkey stamps from nigeria.

We at the office had great fun looking at these. I may frame them!

So far:
Scammers out 150 schilings for postage.
Mark out nothing!

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 11:13 am     Reply with quote

Thanks for the update. This is getting very interesting.

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 12:28 pm     Reply with quote

mark,
could you scan your evidence and post so we all can enjoy?

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 1:02 pm     Reply with quote

stringy wrote:
mark,
could you scan your evidence and post so we all can enjoy?

jim


I will have a buddy scan the Money orders. As for the piles of manure.... Laughing

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 1:22 pm     Reply with quote

So here is Camera phone pic. (its all I have at the office) It actually has a watermark of Ben Franklin ( altho he looks deranged Laughing ) It also has the internal band marker.

I called the USPS and they actually have a hot line just for Nigerian postal money orders!
Here is the link to the USPS.
http://www.usps.com/missingmoneyorders/security.htm

I also included a pic of the cool Nigerian stamps.


   money order.jpg 
   stamp.jpg 

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 2:06 pm     Reply with quote

mark that's great!
post the address and lets all send some poo Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 2:24 pm     Reply with quote

what happens if you cash the postal money order?

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 4:01 pm     Reply with quote

Sol-flyer,

Careful of sending poo in the mail! It could get you in very bad trouble with the USPS... These scammers give a fake address to send the "crap" to anyway; all they really care about is your money.

Mark, this is funny as hell! Very Happy Are you going to send the stuff to the USPS, or just keep it for a memento? I wonder how many people around the country are still getting taken by these ass-wipes?

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 5:18 pm     Reply with quote

Nak wrote:
Sol-flyer,

Careful of sending poo in the mail! It could get you in very bad trouble with the USPS... These scammers give a fake address to send the "crap" to anyway; all they really care about is your money.

Mark, this is funny as hell! Very Happy Are you going to send the stuff to the USPS, or just keep it for a memento? I wonder how many people around the country are still getting taken by these ass-wipes?

Nak


I plan on keeping it. I may even frame it!
My new goal is to see how many of these I can get!
As Dave Chappelle would say I'm Rich Biatch Laughing

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 5:21 pm     Reply with quote

FlyinElvis wrote:
what happens if you cash the postal money order?


The scam goes something like this.

They over send the money you agreed to. You take the fake check to the bank. It looks good enought to fool the teller. The bank puts money in your account. Being the good guy you send off the kite or whatever and the remaining money. 10 days later the feds and bank fraud people show up at your door. The bank takes back its money. You are out the kite and any money you send them. Evil or Very Mad

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 6:05 pm    GAY! Reply with quote

Dude that just happened to me a couple days ago, fricking ass holes. O-well the choad dident get my kite. they sure are dumb about it. they sent me $4,000 in wall mart cash for a $250 kite. come on. I diden't just get lucky.
hmmmmmmm they suck in nice terms. Mail him the shit and the checks to gether man Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostWed Oct 18, 06 6:06 pm     Reply with quote

I have 4 so far, what a colecters item.
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PostThu Oct 19, 06 8:11 am     Reply with quote

More Poo for sale Twisted Evil

(As always read from the bottom up)
...........................................the scammer response...................
Am intrested in it .Pls get back to me with the least price of the three..I await your response immediately pls
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..........................................my response...............................
spamark@comcast.net wrote:
I now have three piles of steaming crap. I am willing to sell all to you. Please let me know.
Ps my plumber says it the best!

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Twisted Evil Fish on! Twisted Evil

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PostThu Oct 19, 06 9:39 am     Reply with quote

Is it just me? Or is anyone else getting tempted to by some quality manure? I mean, Mark's plumber says it's the best... I don't think I'll be able to outbid the Nigerians though.

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PostThu Oct 19, 06 11:08 am     Reply with quote

Nak wrote:
Is it just me? Or is anyone else getting tempted to by some quality manure? I mean, Mark's plumber says it's the best... I don't think I'll be able to outbid the Nigerians though.


Going price to the nigerians is:
$975 per pile
all three piles for $2500

of course those prices are FOB my house! Laughing

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