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Scammer wants my Manure! I'm Rich Biatch! new total $43,635
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Nak

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PostTue Nov 14, 06 5:20 pm     Reply with quote

Seems fair enough...

Nak
69 Terremoto Way
Beaverton, Oregon

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Moto

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PostThu Nov 16, 06 10:11 am     Reply with quote

Nak wrote:
Seems fair enough...

Nak
69 Terremoto Way
Beaverton, Oregon

First Bank of Nigeria
Account # 328 63

Very Happy


Shocked Dough!!!

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Mark

Since 20 Jun 2005
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PostWed Nov 22, 06 10:17 am     Reply with quote

So Mrs Dale is not to bright. After I told her thanks for the cool stamps and fake check and to "f**K off" She sent me another email asking if I had recieved her check. So in good reverse scammer style, Twisted Evil I decided to F**K her one more time. I told her that our mailbox had blown over in a big windstorm. luckly only part of the house was taken away! Anyway we had lost alot of our mail. Could she please resend. I also informed her that I had been accumulating more and more piles of crap.

Today in the mail another check from Mrs Dale showed up. This one for $6000 Laughing
This one came from Wells Fargo bank in Pheonix. Of course the envelope had a post mark and stamp from Spain.

I am now thinking about telling her that lightning has destroyed the mailbox again and see if I can get a third check!! Twisted Evil

So my total money is now $14990!


2nd scam check from mrs Dale.
 2nd scam check from mrs Dale.  scam check2.jpg 

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Moto

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PostWed Nov 22, 06 1:29 pm     Reply with quote

You should tell her that your one eyed hippie grandfather keeps smoking the checks cus he misplaced his zig zag papers.

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Mark

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PostTue Nov 28, 06 9:28 am     Reply with quote

Mrs Dale loves me! Thumb's Up

She now sends me checks without me even asking. I just got one for $25,000.00

This one is drawn on a bank in Florida. The stamps on the envelope is from Spain.

That puts my new total to $39,990.00

I am now going to buy new kites for everyone on the forum! Laughing


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Moto

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PostTue Nov 28, 06 8:46 pm     Reply with quote

SWEET!!! I'll take a Cabrinha X-bow!!!

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Mark

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PostWed Nov 29, 06 8:52 am     Reply with quote

terremoto wrote:
SWEET!!! I'll take a Cabrinha X-bow!!!


Check is in the mail! Wink

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Mark

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PostThu Nov 30, 06 3:19 pm    Scammer photo Reply with quote

So I got bored and started to wonder who was behind the curtain. Here is my Scammers "real" id Laughing

Fine fine cut and paste job Laughing Clever name Rolling Eyes


Scammers ID photo.....haha
 Scammers ID photo.....haha  Scammer pic.jpg 

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PostThu Nov 30, 06 3:26 pm     Reply with quote

I got a $4800 check in the mail.... for fun, I called the bank it came from. Apparantly, the United Southern Bank in Umatilla, Fla has has a lot of these...

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sealion

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PostThu Nov 30, 06 6:54 pm     Reply with quote

wow....John Smith is Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!


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Moto

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PostFri Dec 01, 06 9:20 am     Reply with quote

sealion wrote:
wow....John Smith is Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!


Wink


And apparantly he has lots of cash!!!

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Mark

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PostWed Dec 06, 06 10:16 am     Reply with quote

I am not even asking anymore and yet they keep sending. Man I had no idea my Poo was so valuable! To think of all the poo that went to waste over the years.
Here is the latest set of Postal orders!
This one cost him about 2 beers! Twisted Evil


Edit note: took down photo due to address reasons....

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PostWed Dec 06, 06 4:08 pm     Reply with quote

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/scp_v3/viewer/index.php?pid=16598&rn=49750&cl=1360799&ch=61492&src=news

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Moto

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PostThu Dec 07, 06 8:27 am     Reply with quote

Milk this scammer for all he/she is worth!! Twisted Evil

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Moto

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PostFri Dec 14, 07 8:45 am     Reply with quote

So I am bringing this thread back to life. I posted a wine cabinet on craigslist and have gotten all kinds of rediculous scams. The latest is some guy who says he will send me a postal check but needs the excess sent to him the same day Rolling Eyes so I have been responding to these scammers with a "picture of my item" here it is

   Barney---You're-a-Douchebag.jpg 

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Moto

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PostFri Dec 14, 07 8:46 am     Reply with quote

so anyways, I was wondering what else I can do to these scammers. Anyone come up with some fun responses - so far I have been selling them giant douches - they seem to like those.

Thoughts anyone?

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pdxmonkeyboy

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PostFri Dec 14, 07 9:25 am     Reply with quote

A had a women going for about 5 e-mails. She wanted me to scan and e-mail my drivers license but I told her that I can't drive because "I'm paralized from the neck down (but still have feeling in my rectum)"

She stopped e-mailing me, I can't figure out why.

So I guess I am not going to get the $700,000 check from her business partner who needed to hide the money from the government because he was being falsely accused of crimes. LOL

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