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Origins of the River Troll Revealed!

 
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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
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Couve / Hood
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PostFri Jul 21, 06 12:52 pm    Origins of the River Troll Revealed! Reply with quote

Hey if you encroach on RT property this weekend, don't forget he was raised by a pack of dogs! Just like this gal:

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/20/feral_child_profiles.html

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blowhard

Since 26 Dec 2005
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Windward



PostFri Jul 21, 06 12:58 pm    T, Reply with quote

Dude do you need some help with this bunch??( i wuz just gonna tell greg if you did)

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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostFri Jul 21, 06 2:22 pm     Reply with quote

That's a widely held but false explanation for Jahmbi.

The real story involves a mermaid, the Necanicum Home for the Criminally Insane, and the Great Tsunami of '62. Shocked

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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostFri Jul 21, 06 2:27 pm     Reply with quote

And while we're talking Troll lore...
Yesterday I was treated to some very nice 12m right in the Troll's backyard. Very suprised today to find it's almost dead along the whole strip (despite the solid forecast).

Guess who headed inland this morning.... Shocked Shocked Shocked

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pkh

Since 27 Feb 2005
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PostFri Jul 21, 06 2:44 pm     Reply with quote

Wind Slither wrote:
Guess who headed inland this morning.... Shocked Shocked Shocked


Do you think the hot weather is setting up a coastal super skunk?

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dcrowe

Since 11 Oct 2005
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hard to say, I was inverted
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PostFri Jul 21, 06 3:21 pm     Reply with quote

yeah, we're screwed

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Wind Slither

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostSat Jul 22, 06 7:29 am     Reply with quote

The Troll left a few late night tidbits for all the inland voyagers. Iredale to SJ was sailable from about 4-7. Very Happy

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Kataku2k3

Since 14 Aug 2005
3753 Posts
Los Angeles, CA
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PostSat Jul 22, 06 7:59 am     Reply with quote

What about today? I don't wanna drive to the coast for nothing! Laughing

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Mike Hawk

Since 20 Mar 2006
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say that 3 times fast DONT FEED THE TROLL!
Stoked



PostSat Jul 22, 06 8:39 am    Today at the coast Reply with quote

Mike Hawk wrote:
Cold water, crazy wind forcasts, trolls, I think we all better stay at home and do yard work or the lawn won't survive this heat Thumb's Up

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the porn star brother of the famous Tony hawk

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Onad

Since 04 Mar 2005
1435 Posts
Coast<<PDX>>Gorge
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PostSat Jul 22, 06 9:33 am     Reply with quote

Yes, I observed the inland migration. The River Troll is away from his lair. It’s time to take the offensive & seize the river mouth!!

Move it troops, Move in!!

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blowhard

Since 26 Dec 2005
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Windward



PostSun Jul 23, 06 7:43 am    let's eat his lunch Reply with quote

mmmm good stuff
inland uh oh
he'll dry out and be back

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jahmbi

Since 28 Jul 2005
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MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
River Troll



PostSun Jul 23, 06 11:43 pm    Re: let's eat his lunch Reply with quote

blowhard wrote:
mmmm good stuff
inland uh oh
he'll dry out and be back
i,m back and very cranky...where is my wind ??it will be there when i get off work ..i can feel it ...blow hard you rule ..it,s a mistery of what you did for a living b4 you became happy ..@ the beach everyday..unfortunatly , i still have to go to work...my neighbor next door who is living the golden years ,says i,m just serving my sentence....i always ask him if he wants to join me when i go out front ...

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jahmbi

Since 28 Jul 2005
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River Troll



PostMon Jul 24, 06 12:04 am    Re: Origins of the River Troll Revealed! Reply with quote

pkh wrote:
Hey if you encroach on RT property this weekend, don't forget he was raised by a pack of dogs! Just like this gal:

http://www.boingboing.net/2006/07/20/feral_child_profiles.html
actually that freeze frame , now look @ it , looks like alot like DANO.... Razz Razz Razz .no really don,t you sea it?? Troll Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Onad

Since 04 Mar 2005
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PostMon Jul 24, 06 12:01 pm     Reply with quote

I can’t believe it!! Shocked It’s my long lost half sister!!

After the war with the Norhttuk pack we got separated & I was raised by the Z-duff pack in the south of the country.

Can’t wait for our reunion. Hope the human society can pull some strings to get her out of the county. ~D


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