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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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 Tue Jun 13, 06 1:01 pm BORED TO TEARS |
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I am soooo bored at the office right now.
Anyone have some links to funny vids kiteboarding or other? Help a brother escape from his flourescent light prison!!
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dcrowe
Since 11 Oct 2005
265 Posts
hard to say, I was inverted
Obsessed
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pkh
Since 27 Feb 2005
6548 Posts
Couve / Hood
Site Lackey
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pkh
Since 27 Feb 2005
6548 Posts
Couve / Hood
Site Lackey
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Sol-flyer
Since 21 Mar 2006
1280 Posts
Dude, where's my Bus?
Otto Mann
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 8:54 am |
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i think thats sooo messed up, makin ipods in slavelike conditions while we bitch about high oil prices....as i see this world turn to shit, and i stand in the "glory hole" called america, all i can think about is kiting!!!!
http://www.bofunk.com/video/274/pentagon_strike.html<--just for you
whats wrong with me? am i loosing my mind? i just want a lil wind, is that too much to ask for?  |
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Mike Hawk
Since 20 Mar 2006
179 Posts
say that 3 times fast DONT FEED THE TROLL!
Stoked
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 9:03 am |
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Next time you buy a brand new kite, when you first open it up, lick it. You will taste the sweat of the 11yr girl that stiched it togeather.
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 9:10 am |
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I'll tell ya what, I'm going to get me one of dem' der' I pods though.
Then I am going to refinance my house, buy a totally awesome SUV at credit-so-fast.com, down load some bitchin' ring tones for my new and better than yours cell phone and then cruise over to my friends house to watch fox news on my 120" plazma television that I bought on one of my 5 credit cards to get the REAL scooop on all this left leaning hysterics about global warming. All the while, we will scarf down frozen foods that are really just made of corn and chemicals that have been proccessed a dozen different times. At the end of the day, I'll log on to my computer and sort through my penis enlargement, hair replacement and @#Cialis5432342@yahoo.com e-mails only to take a lunestra pill, slip into a temporary coma so I can stop obsessing over my attorney bills and then wake up and do it all over again.
So I think I have this American thing licked!!
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pdxmonkeyboy
Since 16 May 2006
6081 Posts
forever labled as the
retired kiter & motorhead Unicorn Master
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 9:11 am |
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| Mike Hawk wrote: | | Next time you buy a brand new kite, when you first open it up, lick it. You will taste the sweat of the 11yr girl that stiched it togeather. |
Dude, that is sooo wrong. I love it.  |
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Sol-flyer
Since 21 Mar 2006
1280 Posts
Dude, where's my Bus?
Otto Mann
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 10:36 am |
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| Mike Hawk wrote: | | Next time you buy a brand new kite, when you first open it up, lick it. You will taste the sweat of the 11yr girl that stiched it togeather. |
well, that probaly wont be happen'n for awhile, all my kites taste like the floor of a strip club.<--dont quote that  |
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Mike Hawk
Since 20 Mar 2006
179 Posts
say that 3 times fast DONT FEED THE TROLL!
Stoked
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 10:47 am |
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| Sol-flyer wrote: | | all my kites taste like the floor of a strip club.<--dont quote that |
Holy $hit man, don't go licking the floors at strip clubs, are you nuckin futz?!?!!? in fact, if you saved the $$$ you spend there you could buy new kites!!!
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jahmbi
Since 28 Jul 2005
622 Posts
MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
River Troll
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 4:30 pm floorlicking |
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| Mike Hawk wrote: | | Sol-flyer wrote: | | all my kites taste like the floor of a strip club.<--dont quote that |
Holy $hit man, don't go licking the floors at strip clubs, are you nuckin futz?!?!!? in fact, if you saved the $$$ you spend there you could buy new kites!!! |
dude go for it you might find sumtin juicy  |
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registered
Since 12 Jul 2005
1319 Posts
tsunami
Sandbagger
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| Wed Jun 14, 06 7:36 pm |
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| i stopped for a bite to eat for lunch at the ballet just the other day on the way to the beach. Was busy at the counter didn't look at the floor once. |
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Sol-flyer
Since 21 Mar 2006
1280 Posts
Dude, where's my Bus?
Otto Mann
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| Thu Jun 15, 06 5:11 pm |
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just to let everyone know i have never licked any floor at a strip club.
but with all the "baby ruth's" floating around in the big salt pool,...gotta be simular<--yuk |
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