Intel reports VS on the rise. . .

Sasquatch · Since 09 Mar 2005 2103 Posts PNW Bigfoot

Intelligence reports a potential huge massing of Viet-Schlong starting tomorrow:

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/forecast/MapClick.php?site=PQR&llon=-123.448747&rlon=-122.176247&tlat=46.154584&blat=44.882084&smap=1&mp=0&map.x=230&map.y=121.

Kiters are encouraged to travel in groups of at least two when venturing into the Viet Schlong (VS) stronghold, more commonly known as the Willow paths at Rooster Rock a.k.a. The Viet Schlong Trail. Kiters are encouraged to watch ones step within the paths as the VS have been known to mine the pathways and to shield one's eyes if VS are encountered close-up. . . VS are extra pasty white this time of year due to lack of sun exposure; this may cause blindness and or nightmares. Intelligence reports were unable to discern whether or not a high ranking official within the VS community, Sergeant Sunnybunns, will be in the area. He is dangerous to the eyes because he has a high tendency to moon others.

Kiters are encouraged to give scouting reports of/on wind and high water, launching and landing potential, pictures of kiting, and of course any suspicious VS activity.

And don't forget, "we take it all in '08". Have fun out there and be safe. Now send it! Razz

BigR · Since 05 Jul 2005 372 Posts White Salmon Obsessed

I'm just glad that Charlie Don't Kite

kt · Since 16 Mar 2005 764 Posts Portland, Or Opinionated

anyone know the river level at RR now? do we hike out to the sand or have to launch in the trees?

kt

pdxmonkeyboy · Thu Apr 10, 08 1:55 pm

I would suggest we send a recon team to RR saturday AM to assess the situation and establish a VS free zone. From what I have seen at RR, as long as there are no naked obese women to feed on, the VS should move along to other areas.

carolb · Fri Apr 11, 08 4:04 am **sighted in the Houston airport**

Apparently these VS are getting sneaky as they have been sighted in the Houston airport headed to SPI to get camo for the pasty whites. Seargent Sunnybuns was indeed confirmed to be leading the pack.