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shastadogs2

Since 28 Mar 2005
336 Posts

Obsessed



PostSun Sep 09, 07 7:22 am    OG Kite Competition Reply with quote

So what 'da think, howzabout a comp for the old guys (and girls)?

Some potential events:
1. See slowly you can go upwind.
2. Comp to see how much kiting lowers your blood pressure and cholesterol.
3. See how fast your 401K goes into the toilet buying gear/travelling.
4. How many wives have gone over the dam 'cause of kiting.

Can't kite today, frickin workin, all i got is this frickin forum.

oh, another:
5. how soon kiting gets you off your antidepressants.

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registered

Since 12 Jul 2005
1319 Posts
tsunami
Sandbagger



PostSun Sep 09, 07 7:37 am     Reply with quote

sounds like your the winner Shocked

can't compete with that.

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jcohenx

Since 28 Aug 2007
250 Posts
Portland
Obsessed



PostSun Sep 09, 07 8:05 am    comp Reply with quote

You forgot to mention the effects of kiting on erectile dysfunction, Republicanism, and the need to wear boardshorts over a wetsuit (what's that all about?)
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blowhard

Since 26 Dec 2005
2027 Posts

Windward



PostSun Sep 09, 07 8:13 am     Reply with quote

on the boardshorts
in the Regis's case anyway It's for sure E.D.
if you call dysfunction have a boner all the time

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