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TravisBickleRex
Since 30 Jun 2005
314 Posts
Taxi Driver
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 Tue May 29, 07 9:13 am Hooks, Flesh, and Kiteboarding |
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Since Bulae99 has already been fittingly and figuratively dismembered (with C-4 languistic explosives) by others, I don't see fit to further criticize Sir L Ron Jeremy for his irresponsible and thoroughly perverse pulic proverbs on this public forum.
However, I do wish to criticize the individual who, on Monday afternoon, kiteboarded north (inside) of the large white round channel markers designating the mouth of the White Salmon river. It was with disbelief I witnessed a sunglass wearing/Turbo Diesel flying/Slingshot board riding yet-to-be-identified kiteboarder ride within 15 feet of five fisherpeops seated on the western bank fishing plank and casting into the White Salmon. Said kiteboarder could have easily been snagged by a line, or worse yet, hooked deep within his intimate tissues. Bickle's advise column: do not kiteboard within 133 feet of fisher folk. |
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Gman
Since 11 Feb 2006
4907 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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| Tue May 29, 07 9:30 am |
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Don't hate the player TBR maybe said kiter was just bringing it to the people. I would say if you are in casting distance you are fair game - with that in mind - this could be a new extreme version of our sport.
Free piercings and fun for all - I imagine if was sitting on the bank not cathcing jack this might brighten my whole day. Got me a 180 pound douche bag - taste like sealion. |
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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| Tue May 29, 07 9:40 am |
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| Gman wrote: |
I imagine if was sitting on the bank not cathcing jack this might brighten my whole day. Got me a 180 pound douche bag - taste like sealion. |
Dude, I don't think you would want to eat a 180 pound douche bag - it might be a little salty  |
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tstansbury
Since 06 Jun 2006
649 Posts
Rowena and P.C
Addicted
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| Tue May 29, 07 10:04 am |
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| Give fishermen their space. Someone rode behind my dads boat and snaged his line and lure and took both with them(probably snaged on a fin) 2 years ago and he is still pissed. We do not need the bad press just stay away from people fishing. |
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eskeeme
Since 23 May 2007
44 Posts
White Salmon
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| Tue May 29, 07 10:23 am |
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Stay clear of those guys! I love to fish and it always sucks when someone comes right near were I'm fishin on the river and scares the fish away! I've been dealin with this for years!
Yes, it is cool to watch people havin fun on the river! You can see most of the way across it. You don't need to be 30ft. from them. Trust me, they will all appreciate it! |
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boredbrain
Since 16 Feb 2006
352 Posts
Hood River
Obsessed
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| Tue May 29, 07 6:31 pm who cares? |
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No one cares about your tricks or mine for that matter.
Get it! Only kiters care about that crap 
If you get off on doing tricks, cool, no one else cares.
Bringing it to the people, give me a break. Attention Whores go home!
Do it for yourself or don't do it, thats what my ma told me!
Fishermen HATE anything that can scare fish, don't be their reason for not catching something.
Peace out |
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Gman
Since 11 Feb 2006
4907 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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| Tue May 29, 07 10:16 pm Re: who cares? |
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| boredbrain wrote: |
Bringing it to the people, give me a break. Attention Whores go home!
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Bring it to the Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm |
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EdG
Since 19 Dec 2005
424 Posts
Just a Kook that's
Obsessed
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| Wed May 30, 07 5:52 pm |
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| eskeeme wrote: | | Stay clear of those guys! I love to fish and it always sucks when someone comes right near were I'm fishin on the river and scares the fish away! I've been dealin with this for years! |
I just backed a boat out of dock with Bass behind the boat. As I pulled out, they moved over 3 feet!!! Disbelief, I thought they would swim away when the boat started. Fish don't move like that.
I do agree that we should stay away from the beach people, and I don't want to get hooked by a line
When does Bass season open in NY  |
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Yardsale
Since 29 Mar 2005
387 Posts
Portlanastan
Obsessed
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| Wed May 30, 07 10:06 pm |
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Only Fisherman and windsurfers should be allowed on the Columbia, kiters are the future cruel exclusion victims of natural selection......won't be soon enough.  |
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broadbandito
Since 26 Apr 2005
342 Posts
CSO headwaters
WheatHead
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| Thu May 31, 07 6:14 am |
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| Bickler, I suggest increasing that buffer distance to 666 feet, just for consistency. There are no suitable death metal emoticons at my fingertips, so imagine one here. |
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