AI - delivers the goods this afternoon

TravisBickleRex · Since 30 Jun 2005 342 Posts Taxi Driver

AI may take down humanity…but this afternoon, allow me to shine a light on it’s empathy for us all…Google AI -
"Q) Why does Mt. Hood Meadows suck dick?

AI Overview
Mt. Hood Meadows receives frequent complaints from skiers and snowboarders primarily due to heavy weekend crowds, long lift lines, expensive passes, and traffic bottlenecks on Highway 35.

Common Complaints
Massive Crowds: Weekends and powder days draw massive numbers of visitors from the Portland metropolitan area, leading to packed base areas and congested parking lots that fill up fast.
Long Lift Lines: Key lifts like the Mount Hood Express often develop long, slow queues during peak hours, cutting significantly into ski time.

High Costs: Lift ticket prices, season passes, and resort food and beverage options have risen significantly in price, frustrating budget-conscious locals.
Traffic and Access: The drive up Highway 35 from Hood River or from the West Cascades can experience severe weather delays, accidents, and slow-moving gridlock on busy mornings."

shred_da_gorge · Wed Sep 23, 26 9:14 am

It forgot the part where it doesn't snow that often, and when it does it's wet and heavy.

sleestack · Since 07 Dec 2006 186 Posts Land of the Lost Stoked

[quote="TravisBickleRex"]AI may take down humanity…but this afternoon, allow me to shine a light on it’s empathy for us all…Google AI -
"Q) Why does Mt. Hood Meadows suck dick?

AI Overview
Mt. Hood Meadows receives frequent complaints from skiers and snowboarders primarily due to heavy weekend crowds, long lift lines, expensive passes, and traffic bottlenecks on Highway 35.

Common Complaints
Massive Crowds: Weekends and powder days draw massive numbers of visitors from the Portland metropolitan area, leading to packed base areas and congested parking lots that fill up fast.
Long Lift Lines: Key lifts like the Mount Hood Express often develop long, slow queues during peak hours, cutting significantly into ski time.

High Costs: Lift ticket prices, season passes, and resort food and beverage options have risen significantly in price, frustrating budget-conscious locals.
Traffic and Access: The drive up Highway 35 from Hood River or from the West Cascades can experience severe weather delays, accidents, and slow-moving gridlock on busy mornings."[/quote]