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BCD131
Since 26 Mar 2013
31 Posts
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Tue Jul 11, 17 4:22 pm F you hooray for me. |
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Just want ya'll to know that I'm super cool and ride strapless (although sometimes I put on straps to go huge). Regardless, I'm so cool that I don't need to look around when turning and jibing in the most crowded spots on the river and if I see you coming I just might, no I will, turn in front of you and f'up your reach. Oh, and I'm practicing my tricks in the most crowded spots too. So like I said, F you, hooray for me. |
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Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2086 Posts
PNW
Bigfoot
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Tue Jul 11, 17 4:47 pm Re: F you hooray for me. |
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[quote="BCD131"] I'm super cool and ride strapless (although sometimes I put on straps to go huge). quote]
Yeah, put on those straps when you're going huge and reaching into your cooler and pulling out a 24oz (or bigger) big cans or bottles of "truck driver cold" beer and handing them out to your friends and those you cut off on the water. |
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BCD131
Since 26 Mar 2013
31 Posts
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Tue Jul 11, 17 6:01 pm |
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Squatch, you should be giving me beers for being so rad! |
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Wind Slither
Since 04 Mar 2005
2588 Posts
The 503
METAL
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Wed Jul 12, 17 11:15 am |
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Clear the dance floor when BCD is throwing down!
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Gman
Since 11 Feb 2006
4909 Posts
Portland
Unstrapped
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cpc219
Since 12 Jun 2014
296 Posts
The Dalles
Obsessed
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Wed Jul 12, 17 11:27 am |
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If you have to put straps on your surfboard to go huge then you are definitely a kook. _________________ See you on the water. |
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TravisBickleRex
Since 30 Jun 2005
334 Posts
Taxi Driver
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Wed Jul 12, 17 11:28 am |
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TBR explosetanic roshambo takedown of so-called BCD. |
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Sella
Since 21 Apr 2007
1794 Posts
Doin' The Dalles
FLY'IN HIGH PIE GUY
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Wed Jul 12, 17 11:40 am |
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BCD let your show flow bro because right of way is a first world problem nobody gives a shit about when the river rat swell steez is rolling strong all day long.
For the rest of you Jerry Poop-Stancers that cite the navigational rules by code.....don't point sail directly into congested areas! It's that simple. |
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Pete
Since 29 Oct 2007
836 Posts
Opinionated
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Wed Jul 12, 17 1:23 pm sickness |
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So sick brah, you know if you ride strapless that none of the rules apply to you, because you are so supa supa cool! Glad you figured that out BCD, get down with the sickness! |
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Sasquatch
Since 09 Mar 2005
2086 Posts
PNW
Bigfoot
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Wed Jul 12, 17 1:23 pm Fuzzy dice too |
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Gman wrote: | F'ing legend!!!
I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he can see that awesomeness go down!!! |
G: You forgot to mention the fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror that BCD uses.
And BCD, I always have an extra cold beer in the cooler. |
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Moto
Since 03 Sep 2006
2698 Posts
Still a gojo pimp!
Moto Mouth
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Fri Jul 14, 17 8:25 am |
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Gman wrote: | F'ing legend!!!
I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he can see that awesomeness go down!!! |
ahahaha!!!! I gotta try this sometime. Maybe I could attach the mirror to my gojo - to look up to see what is going down. _________________ Still rockin gojos, *ssless chaps, and ankle weights! |
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AC
Since 04 Jul 2012
66 Posts
CGKA Member
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Fri Jul 14, 17 7:39 pm Strapped or strapless boards? |
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You dorks are still using boards?!?! Dudes, move into the 21st Century! I'm riding barefoot and hucking the biggest of airs!!! No more stupid rail grabs for me!! Filming and posting in real time with my GoProBroBigDough drone that I operate while I'm boosting!!! Out of my way you lowly serfs from Kookdom!! Rules don't apply to me, I'm the hugest!!
What? . . . Dinner? Almost done, Mom, I'll be right there . . . Yeah, I hear you Mom, but I'm doing something really important on this job application . . . |
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D
Since 18 Apr 2015
56 Posts
Hood River
CGKA Member
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Sun Jul 16, 17 6:21 pm |
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What OP meant to say:
F-you strapless riders! I'm a middle aged white guy who doesn't use my turn signal in traffic so why the F would I move out of your way while you're shredding the waves? I'm laying down sick wake across the best swell in the corridor because I have no clue how to put my kite in the power zone and make heel-side turns.
You old bastards who've probably never even surfed need to get the F out of the swell! The sport has progressed WAY beyond your ability, go the F home! And sell your gear cheap cause my mom won't increase my allowance now that I'm 26. lol |
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toesinthesand
Since 08 Sep 2009
167 Posts
Hood River
Stoked
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Fri Jul 21, 17 2:41 pm I hear BCD hangs a mirror on his center lines, so he ca |
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Yep, it's called a GoPro |
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